May 2012
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WatchElizabeth Gilbert on Genius.
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A: senility what.
T: 23 what.
A: 23 what is that. where am I. who are you.
T: who what. get off my lawn. slash flowerpot. because i don't actually have a lawn. but get off it.
A: what is a lawn.
T: idk but get off.
April 2012
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I hope to God that Girls is a parody.
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March 2012
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February 2012
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Yesterday.
5 miles, 35 minutes. Doing it again today.
“Eva: Wait, you played that game where you have to guess whether the word on...”
– http://cheeseorfont.com/
““You’re not crying.”
“Neither are you.””
– The Tiger’s Wife
January 2012
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On Love and Humor.
Toni: oh my god.
Toni: I'll take 'missing the point completely' for 1000, Alex.
Amy: HAHAHAHAHA.
Amy: I love you a lot sometimes.
Amy: I mean I love you normally.
Amy: But sometimes it spikes.
December 2011
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I feel like I win at today.
November 2011
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zanymoose asked: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON RULES?
October 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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“Start your twenties with a lot of friends and leave with a few good ones. What...”
– Thought Catalog
May 2011
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Chekov's Gun →
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On sororities.
Being in a sorority is like jumping into rapids - either you fight them, and you come out stronger, or you get pulled down in the undertow. The only difference is that I didn’t know what I was fighting for or against, there was nothing tangible on the other side. At least with rapids, you know that you’re striving for air. Fighting against my sorority was one of the hardest things that...
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How to disappear completely →
April 2011
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On Getting Hired
I read a quote recently that said something along the lines of “Finding a job in this economy isn’t impossible. It’s like getting an A in a moderately difficult class.”
To an extent, I agree. I have gotten interviews, and I credit the fact that they are phone interviews to the simple fact that I am across the country. I’m better off than almost anyone I’ve...
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I’m starting to realize that no matter where I land (and let’s all hope for Washington), I’m leaving this beautiful city in seven weeks.
All the same, I’m not afraid - I’m not anything but excited. If a city of 2.7 million can feel like home, then I really think anywhere can. And while I run the risk of seeming naive, I think I’m ready for something new.
...
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March 2011
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February 2011
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Bright Eyes' new album, streaming on NPR. →
January 2011
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Sometimes I’m really impressed with what...
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Communicate if Your Government Shuts Off Your... →
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“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever...”
– J.D. Salinger
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December 2010
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Listen
November 2010
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The problem with free time is... →
Text etiquette.
I find myself correcting the grammar of text messages more and more. It’s taking the joy away from it
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October 2010
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“Aww, there goes your leverage.”
– Nova
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“What’s your damage, Heather?”
– Epic
